Useless But Self-Serving Movers And Shakers

Take the man in charge of moving Krispy Kreme Doughnuts forward: In its sugar-filled, fat-laden glory

Think of the great challenges facing those climbing the sweet, black and caffeinated ladder at Coke

How do they keep their focus so sharp over at KFC, pushing the Colonels greasy pitch deep into China

Gaze upon that Captain of Industry at the helm of Frito-Lay pimping fat, sugar and salt in cellophane

How about realtors, omitting and misleading both buyers and sellers to their own greedy advantage

Or there’s always the brave Oreo management team struggling for more shelf space at kids eyelevel

Note as TooBigToFail CityBank fights for the freedom to secretly hedge against their very own funds

Observe as Dodge pushes 6 mpg Hemi Rams on not so bright yet proudly-ignorant apartment cowboys

Foreign-owned Budweiser advertises its highly-patriotic, factory-built swill as crisp and refreshing

Ya need to guzzle lotsa milk, given the unsubstantiated health claims and ignore their tortured cows

Don’t forget the $20/lb subsidized sugar and corn Honey Smacks your ad-washed kids just gotta have

Think of the TypeA execs stressing over new colors for the L’Eggs pantyhose smothering your crotch

They work hard over at Aquafina and Dasani to differentiate water for us - Using only labels and ads

Pizza Hut moves forward, shoveling more factory meat and hi-fat cheese sludge into our arteries

Smooth cosmetic surgeons tickle the middle-aged woman’s fancy with overpriced Mommy Makeovers

Admire that army of Big Tobacco lawyers that helped to push cancer sticks so profitably, for so long

Gaze upon this Nike shoe, made in the same asian sweatshop as Walmart’s but sold at 5x the price

Note how clearly they mouth Traditional Family Values™ to hide a fawning obedience to their donors

Consider how it’s our CIA spook’s patriotic duty to pruriently invade all yer privacy - in total secrecy

Think what’s in dog food imported from where they stretched their own baby formula with melamine

Then there’s that Pope, profiting on fear-driven faith with gay garb, tired dogma and stale traditions

Admire Fair and Balanced media, wildly profiting by angrily widening our people’s ideological gap

Enjoy the shit that’s so Lite and All-Natural you can feel good about being poisoned while getting fat

Honor those who provide you with spotty cell service for 200bucksa month in an airtight contract

Ignore that rich sponsors pay to spin you on only such as abortion, gun control and family values

Yes, you can! Believe in their Change - Just like alla them other greasy liars that came before them

Of course the government can’t make you eat broccoli - Even if you are already too ignorant not to

You aint payin fer obamacare but - You are paying for the moochers via your ever-higher premiums

Think of the brilliant chemists at Axe, toiling to get a hipster smell to waft from young, sweaty pits

How about those high paid lobbyists extolling Clean Coal at their expensive legislative-bribe dinners

You got Big Pharma picking and choosing which of their own paid research studies to use on the FDA

Of course Monsanto sues any soybean farmer whose crop happens to get RoundUp Ready, by accident

Look at good old Boeing artfully combining children, soft music and new bombers in institutional ads

Think you could keep a straight face pocketing your hefty bonus on higher sales athem toxic SlimJims

What a grand challenge to build a worse artery clogger than CarlsJR triple beef/bacon/cheese burger

Like us, our Olympic Unis are emblazoned ‘USA‘ on the outside but say Made In China on the inside

Uninteresting Fractional Beings

Walmart CEO Michael Duke earned $19.2 million in 2009 while the company laid off 13,350 minimum-wage workers

1 athem 6 Chinese peasants sharing the job aone offshored but entitled and illiterate, ex-firstworlder

A single gallon from the 2000 required to put a pound of poisoned, tortured beef on our family table

The pitiful unbelievers whose lost souls shall never get even a single glimpse of our eternal paradise

That poor, abused little girl, always silently held back by the horrors her uncle embedded within her

Allatha uninterstin and useless species that needta adapta our ordained progress or simply disappear

The 50% of our created-equal kids who just gotta make do with at least one parent missing

Irrelevant worn out and castoff old people staring blankly at their duty to simply get out the way

Vegan halfwits doped up on some totally-divorced from reality New Age SustainaBilly opiate dream

Low level beings like pets which our kids may occasionally torture cause, after all, they aint people

Any of them illegales always slippin around under foot real quietlike, tryin ta steal the resta our jobs

Them yatillions of unintersting sea zooplanktons vainly trying to feed offa our microplastic residues

Whatever halfa-biyon Indians each barely scrapin by on like $1 - Ever hot, dirty and miserble day

The fractionally-human CEOs whose only sense of pain comes from their own pathological insecurity

Robocloned politicians whose morals and opinions can be updated remotely by their donor owners

eHiver zombie drones filling internal vacuums by inhaling illiterate posts and meaningless tweets

Couch-based virtual warrior adventure heroes whose muscles lie flaccid and unused in dull reality

Uninteresting losers, content to live within average means on ordinary jobs - Way too boring for us

All those vapid and loyal fans who make a wonderful life in hollywood possible for their stars…

That 60% fraction or 4.5 billion people in this shiny, hi-tech world who don’t even have flush toilets

Those filthy homeless losers you ignore every day who won’t even try to clean up to look for a job

Bold ruling executives, incomplete except in a 3 piece suit with a crisp white shirt and natty new tie

That 1% who can never get quite rich enough to realize that they already had quite enough, long ago

Fragmentary vampires such as real estate agents, fully alive for just a few minutes - after each sale

Sheep, content to mask insecurity with tired placebos hawked by charlatan, franchise faith salesmen

All those whose existence is not worth consideration outside their tiny dot in some lame sales trend

Dumb, backseat plants and animals lacking either commercial value or aesthetic appeal to humanity

Disposable temporary farm workers who just need to disappear when their thankless slavery is done

Long-persecuted minorities who wont drink their Self-Responsibility Kool-Aid and stop their whining

Those innocent victims of obesity swollen beyond human recognition by the awful bloating epidemic

Former Meth addicts with brains now so fried that they can never again experience normal pleasure

Nearly contemptible mere citizens who can never understand the Police, EMS, Fire or the Military

Passive-aggressive underperformers who survive only due to a bluntly-enforced political correctness

Hapless sports nuts surviving with half their brains given over to meaningless corporate franchises

Snarky hipsters who don’t yet grasp that all old people always look the same, just like all the Asians

Nearly-literate, debt-ridden graduates wasted on jobs that don’t require any higher education at all

Drugged-up shutins whose hidden lives fade a bit every day due to some wasting terminal malignancy