Maybe
they’ll realize your financial expertise costs too much and
earns less than dumb index funds
I
hope other clients find a simple legal form on the web & save
$1500 avoiding your phony services
May
they back out of that big deal after discovering your greedy
omissions concerning the property
With
a little luck they’ll uncover another extramarital affair and
finally be able to get you voted out
It
could be today that the IRS ends the faith-based con with which you
finance your opulent lifestyle
I
ask your god that a security camera catch you lustily fondling yet
another frightened new choirboy
I
can only hope that one of your over-ambitious underlings will rat out
your corporate connivance
It’d
be so bad if more email proving you knew everything &
you lied got leaked by some geeky minion
It’d
be nice to hear that your spoiled kid was arrested for drugs again
- despite your TV editorializing
Was
cheered hearing the tale of how your son rear-ended an SUV while
texting his vapid little friends
Gosh,
it’s too bad that they caught you plagiarizing your speeches…but
for the third time in a year?
Feel
so sad that now you cant avoid the media attention you strove so hard
to get, all your pushy life
Like
to see another hipster snicker snarkily and walk out on your
tiredly-rigged car sales charade
May
your mother get into futures trading and your sister
buy the funds you created to hedge against
Wish
I was there when you finally realize this is The New Normal
and not just The Great Recession
So
sorry to hear that your vitriolic right-wing rants were the product
of your addiction to pain killers
Good
luck with embracing diversity through curing gays, expelling illegals
and demanding voter IDs
Keep
up the planet-saving work to get us all to starve locally, stop
driving and not heating our homes
Sorry
to hear you corrupted your latest MSProject file right before your
0s0 important status meeting
Too
bad your handicapped, gay woman of color boss is just a clueless,
tenured but quota-filling bytch
Its
very sad that you have to work even though you have such a bad
hangover after another Big Game
What
a shame they know you were just lying – You did not misspeak
AND you were not misunderstood
Glad
to hear you lost a suit for botching a golf-hurried, Mommie Makeover
that you would not refund
Congratulations
on achieving stardom and then turning into a fat, perverted &
bankrupt drug addict
Pity
that you’re braindead after years making millions smashing into
other foopbawl juicers in tights
I
fondly imagine you in yer ignorant-loud, jacked-up pickup headed out
to where the jobs are -Texas!
Here’s
to your coveted 18-49 year olds laughingly dissing your so 20th
century attempts to court them
We
anxiously await for you 1%ers to pay as high a tax rate as your
disappearing middle-class footmen
I’m
so sorry your proud ignorance disqualifies you for the good
jobs any chinese peasant could handle
It’s
such a shame that your loud, apartment cowboy lifestyle pickup
got repoed: Right outside the bar
What
a good feeling to see that trooper write you up after you blasted
past me yelling into yr cell
Wow,
so your darling little girl snuck out and got a spike put in her
tongue? My heartfelt condolences
EYuck!
Cant stand how your once-conceited 17 y/o blond ass turned so fat,
wrinkled & sun-damaged
It
was a shame that your 11 y/o boy got paralyzed driving your souped-up
ATV - without any helmet
It
would hurt me to hear that your disability claim was denied even tho
you always voted Republican
Hope
to be around when your too big to fail finally turns into too costly
to bail and you go to jail
