Today,
the country pays the price for the left-wing ideologies that ran
rampant in the 20th century – The
American Conservative
Not
wastin no funds like rebildin old bridges, failin sewers, bad roads,
lektrik grids & water supplies
Gotta
shove them illegales back without no amnesty but I
sure aint gonna go pick that gotdam brocolli
Aint
inerested in hearin about like shattered ecasystems cause they ain’t
hurt me none at all
But
orchestrated celebrity wardrobe malfunctions are definitely
worth menshinin…quite often
Not
even gonna consider their wacko BS bout some looming global fresh
water shortage craptrap
Now,
the threata gun control…That’s somethin we always gotta be
perpetchile on alert for
You
can jest STF-up yer fact-fudgin, elitist, global warmin power grab,
ya traitrus libral snowflakes
But
we do need ta hurryup & get them moochers off medicaid,
unemploymint, foodstamps & disabilty
CorproAg
dead soil, antibiotics, fertilizer & pesticide abuse, GMOs &
water waste are jest irrevelent
Now
then, let’s set down and talk foopbawl stats - and ax me how my
fantasy league picks are doin
Yr
bogus human-caused mass estintion is bout as critical ta me as the
bugs smashed on my winshield
More
importntly, I’m busy decidin shud I buy a new jetski, snowmachine,
ATV, RV or a dirtbike next
The
dignitya factory meat and the proper treatment of ther wastes aint no
parta my buyin decisions
Damn
straight we gotta stop teachin this unproven evilution over god’s
absulute lawr of creationism
Aint
no fairytale NewAge sustainabilly dopesmoke gonna affect my next
vote, none at all, whatsoever
I do
wanna know when them good jobsa tamarra they promised when they
offshored us are comin in
Unending
goverment shutdown crises are gonna earn us some real political
victerys real soon now
Busides,
the most important thing is ta make sure our libral enemies don’t
get nethin done at all
We’ll
take viralized soundbites over their shady and twisted so-called
scientific satistics, anytime
Its
vital ta spend more time studyin cell plans & credit card rates
than on boring like retirement plans
I
aint doin that wack reciclin crap unlest and until they start paying
me ta do it - like they shud
Them
quiet overpriced habrids are fer them meterosexuls and such. Me &
my Ram-tough hemi rule.
That
big shit called the Dead Spot the Mississippi takes with our toxins
in the Guf aint on my radar
Leaders
gotta talkta ther personal saviors when makin such decsions as
liberatin them evil califates
The
healtha this country aint measured by the cunditiona them convenient
sewers, AKA our rivers
Everbudy
knows that like GDP and the Unemployment numbers are the real
measuresa our progress
Mountain
top removal and power plant mercury emissions aint rightly parta any
bill fer coal-fired A/C
Chicken
crap from squeezed producers that’s killin chesapeake bay oysters
don’t even matter to me
Jest
cuz u caint go swimmin or eat the fish yer kids catch aint no reason
ta get all like preturbed
Keepin
in mind that this overpopelation myth flys right in the facea gods
order ta go out and multiply
Gotta
get ridda socialist entitlements cuz they just stimulat them
multi-generational welfare queens
We
got no use fer this dam obamacare cuz we already get our healtcare
fer free - Down to the ER!
Absulutly
hafta get the gumint outta our biness but sniffin at all them emails,
tweets & shit: A-OK!
It’s
a sure thing that if it takes a collige dugree ta read it, it just
aint worth knowin about enaway
Don
need no gov’t nannyin on what ta eat and specially not ther lame
meddlin junk about exercisin
Jest
keep them 12 candy, salty snack & frozen treat aisles…and get
that freerange shit outta my way
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