I
did finally get me another job, yup, locked into a 6 month tmp
contract they can terminate at will
but
after 100 weeks of demeanin and intrusive filin for my rightful
unemployment, I am reborn
making
half of what I used to and drivin twice as far but, I got this
wondres renewal of my self worth
not
gettin any benefits until I possibly get on fulltime but I still got
a few pain meds left fer my teeth
good
thing that old core inflation remains low cause everything
that we buy has gone up, out of sight
we
do save a lot on home maintenance and yard work since we was
forced to become renters again
but
I got financial-smart friends who stayed at home years fer free by
dodgin in and outta foreclosure
we
eat lots of fastfoods cause I hear it’s way cheaper than bakin
bread and cookin beans and rice
sure
I canceled that expensive car insurance - just as soon as I got my
new plates and registration
getting
rid of my trash down by the creek cause I aint payin tahave guys come
justa haul that shit off
them
damn cell, internet and cable bills cost like $300 a month but we
caint do without that stuff
dont
see how the gumint screwed things up so bad so fast but we just gotta
get anybody else in there
got
no insulation here so we just keep the heat cranked cuz we all liketa
hang in baggy shorts
thank
god for Fox exposing socialist plans to expand entitlements and
demotivate noble job creaters
why,
the people down ta the ER know our kids names but them elitists aim
to take away our choices
lookit
my
diesel pickup boys, got er jacked up, custom wheels, real loud
and I only owe like $45000
sicka
payin for these stupid public service intrusions about whatever
obesity and lameass exercise
if
them warshinton jobkillers would just foller our sacred constitution
and the blessed free market…
fed
up with pukes tryin to nanny us right inta some kinda failed old
eurosocialist style frikin beehive
and
I
got guns, too. Now, I caint afford new glasses but we can
go out shooting at a $buck.50 a round
I
should pay for they clean energy scams after they stifled our
patriotic coal minin & oil drillin..right?
don’t
know where they came up with these lies about our kids
being like 29th in world school testing
got
a nice bonus outta my 401k last time I was laid off but I aint signin
up fer that damn scam again
hafta
laugh at them fool greenies tellin me to recycle fer nothin
when I got imporent stuff to do
you
bet I support our troops and I say we go after allathem idoletres
enemy combatants, like say IrAn
happy
ta see the feds siftin ever tweet fer terrorist threats but I’m
sick atheir interference in my life
aint
payin no individul mandate even if they keep raisin my
insurance rates ta cover all the moochers
solved
this climate change hoax by just turnin my coal-powered
air-conditioner thermostat way down
dunno
whats wrong with the damn schools but my kids know better than to pay
attention to they BS
we
aint lettin them push no girly damn ecocars down our throats even
though they jacked fuel prices
got
8 months a year a the NFL in HD and listen, that’s about as damn
traditional
as things kin get
now
if we could round up the abortion murderers, gay couples and gun
controllers it’d be just peachy
we’re
not too proud for food stamps but I do draw the line at Mother’s
drug test disqualifyin us
it’s
just a damn lie that our standard of living aint the highest in the
world and is actually goin down
screw
their economic mobility bull, Only in the USA can a guy get
ahead just thoo his own hard work
yup,
in our Happily Even After alla them Good
Jobsa Tomorrow are comin right back here...
right
along with the free home equity cash we deserve
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