Monday, June 2, 2014

Avoid These Polite Conversation Killers

If you can’t say something politically correct, just say something totally inconsequential…
You just shut up about ‘Yes, We Can’ actually being just one more ad man’s empty campaign slogan
We won’t even discuss the omissions, misrepresentations and lies that already cost over a $Tr in Iraq
Nobody wants to hear about fixing corpro-agriculture if it might cost them any extra at all for Doritos
Just don’t mention that ThE Greatest Country on ThE Planet only leads the Undeveloping World

Where’s a benefit to facing the fact that your kids future clearly is not nearly as bright as yours was?
Who’s going to worry much about that climate change scam Republican leaders know is pure BS?
Shushup over exporting a temporary glut of fracked natural gas, again with no plan for when its gone
We’ll stifle statistics that the poor & ignorant are wildly outbreeding ye of the educated middle class

You cannot say: Our Natives & Blacks must have issues if they can be held down for so long - So easily
Only a traitor would dare speak out against outspending the next 20 countries combined on dEfense
Thou shalt not speculate that victims of the obesity plague might shoulder any personal responsibility
It’s political suicide to admit that we must all pay higher taxes and get less benefits just to scrape by

Don’t even whisper of the insurance & drug industry deals cut to get that Obamacare shoved thru
You just wont get away with demanding childbearing licenses as well as requiring two parent families
Dont bring up the false promises of the good new jobs of tomorrow made when they outsourced us
Stop calling their dogma of eternal GDP growth just another fairytale, too-big-to-fail, pyramid scam

Dont discuss how doctors can make $400/hr up til age 80 but you have to be <30 to code a stupid app
Its off topic to ask why top corpro rungs are only for furtive one-track shoulder-climbing psychopaths
Never ever, even whisper that sainted Israel practices what the Nazis did to them on the Palestinians
Don’t ask how we actually have a vibrant, structurally sound economy with 20% of us on food stamps

We won’t even calculate business losses resulting from promotions based solely on affirmative action
Better not go around belittling football and all of its brainwashed, bacon & beer-loving worshipers
You won’t hear how the Wall Street banks got way too much bigger to fail again, so forget about that
Theres no need to broadcast that cable, internet and cell service cost more here than anywhere else

Politicians hope you wont notice they work 2½ days/week in Washington and go fund-raising the rest
We’ll never debate whether holiday shopping isn’t one of thE most important news stories every year
Our right to uber-loud fireworks, jake-brakes, pickups and harleys is rightly not even under scrutiny
Shut up and hold the door for them as they go home early again, for their kids - with their equal pay

So, you think that the main problem with the education system is parenting? Don’t you dare go there
We’ll simply ignore the increasing Jihadi activity going on from Morocco all the way over to Indonesia
Nobody wants to talk low-priority issues like economic sustainability, much less habitat preservation
Who the hell cares if our landfills overflow with valuable recyclables marinating in our toxic wastes?

No, you shouldnt finally tell them that they’re not really very special, even though they all got prizes
Can’t label those leeching seamlessly from unemployment to disability to social security as moochers
How dare you even dream of a support group just for displaced white men? You racist, Nazi pervert!
Mustn’t voice the heresy that Christianity is as dogmatic, wornout & irrelevant as that tired socialism

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