Shyte
aint gonna blow up like in yer hollywood blockbusters, civilizations
gunna just slowly fade away
Ya
wont have ta take the pickup out ta the woods with guns blazin -
yu’ll just wither in yer apartmint
Gov’t
healthcare death panels aint gonna cum fer gramaw - She’ll just lay
there, out of it - fer years
The
librals wont get ta give over our precious sovernty ta that
atheistic, commonistic UN b4 you go
The
roads’ll just slowly get worse and we’ll start boilin our drinkin
water and heatin with wood again
The
dam vaccinations was just killin off our darlin children enaway, so
good-gubye ta that conspiracy
The
whtever lektrik grid’ll just slowly shrivel til thers maybe 4 hrs
service/day and then only in town
Timesavin
chinese household goods wont be so easy ta cum by what with the
failin transport network
You
proly wont be goin out ta eat 10er12 times a week anymore as yer
buyin power is rampin down
They’ll
be wheelin you outta the ER without near as much free treatment as
you was used ta gettin
Hey,
there’ll still be good ole foopawl on the big screen, but you won’t
be buyin no latest Samstung
Relax,
it aint gonna be no massive catastrophe changin the Entire world like
overnight or somethin
Yeah,
yer teeth’ll slowly hurt worse and worse, but you’ll stay used to
that, what with good old Oxy
And
the old ladys growths from the tanning booth…they’ll just keep
getting bigger, redder and uglier
Cataracts’ll
slowly make stuff looks dim and blurry and stronger readin glasses
won’t helpya at all
Meanwhile,
yer hypertension, atherosclerosis, diabetes, obesity & COPD will
all just silently increase
CorProAg
will slowly but very surely poison our bountiful soil even as they
destroy its fertility as well
Illiterate
illegals and non-english speakin overbreeders will stealthily suk us
down into the 3rd-world
Relax,
it’ll be years for your children blame their hopeless situation on
your sloth, greed & ignorance
Yup,
you can proudly shout ‘This is ThE greatest country on the
planet:USA,USA,USA!’ fer awhile yet
Them
black helicopturs wont allsudden show up over yer house at nite, at
least not for the time bein
Risin
sea levels aint gonna take out yer dad’s condo down in flarida
overnite er nothin
Tho
yer taxes will raise up faster than inflation, yer entitlements will
actually shrink, year after year
Political
lies will have to keep on getting bigger to cover the reality gap,
but it’s a real slow process
We
wont be able to afford food inspectors but industry self-regelation
will surely keep us pretty OK
Them
weathr and GPS satellites will slowly wink out but you’ll still
have cell service for quite a while
Yet,
freedom loving patriots can smile cuz that jobkillin EPA will simply
hafta be cut: Year after year
Oh,
but you’ll hear lotsa teeth gnashin over possible smaller
increases to our sacred dEfense budget
Slowly,
real slowly youll lose yer ATVs, Jetskis, snowmachines, dirt bikes &
giant pickups ta crediters
No
worries yet, it’ll be a while for it hurts justa get outta bed even
after a rare good nite’s sleep
They’ll
keep the family in burger fer years by usin formerly non-edible
portionsa cow carcasses
Your
medicare aint gonna be canceled tomorra but one day you won’t find
no doctors who accept it
You
can keep on fightin that climate change by twistin yer coal-fired
thermostat fer years ta come
And,
yup, we’ll still have more nukes, land mines & chemical weapons
than allathem ferin heathens
Them
toxic wastes aint gonna kill us off even though they will keep
on slowly buildin up insidea us
But,
one thing that aint never gonna change is ur faith &
trust in the absolute trutha that Good Book
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