Hell, after all, “They're
only animals”
Them
vegans make me laugh, always whinin about some food animal holocaust
goin on all around us
I
jest ignore tales of atrocities committed on the spicy buffalo wings
I suck down with good cold beer
Whatever
antibiotic
overuse dont really breed whatever resistant bacteria
thats gonna get insida me
Why,
I never even notice them smelly trucks goin by crammed with cattle
shittin in each others faces
I
say let the market decide how to handle em sos to put the cheapest
meat on our good family tables
I
don’t ever think about chicks confined to tiny, no-turn-around
spaces pecking at each other’s faces
Hey,
I’m OK ignoring highly automated mass production of inferior,
food-grade life forms…fer profit
Look,
if Chinese peasants work 16 hrs/day and sleep 20 to a room, why
should piglets
giteny better?
Aint
listening ta their blatherin bout 3000 cows releasing the untreated
shit ofa halfa-miyon people
Its
not my problem if farms squeezed by Tyson choke Chesapeake oysters in
untreated chicken
crap
I
support freedom-loving ranchers overgrazing, trampling and shitting
in streams on our federal lands
And
we must control any predators threatening their ruggedly-independent,
gov’t-subsidized
lifestyle
Just
hush your fool squallin bout torturin them herd animals with an
efficient solitary confinement
And
stop promotin some fictional terror driving them thru dark lines at
them bloody slaughterhouses
We’ll
take our meat plastic-packaged and quite as unemotional as our
Doritos, Thank you very much
Not
interested in pichers athem layin in toxic muck in feedlots,
Hey, they dont even know any better
Cost
accountants and production engineers kin make the morally-right
husbandry decisions fer us all
And
our kids love squeezing extruded hamburg outta plastic
cylinders lubricated with that pink
slime
We
laugh at the stupid lie that feedlot practices make our juicy grilled
steaks wicked-carcinogenic
Hey,
I aint looking at their faces! I just pick out their packaged parts
in bright, clean, friendly stores
Simply refuse ta hear lame rants about red meat and nitrates
causing all like heart attacks and shit
Really
enjoy reaching for a good old doublemeat, bacon cheeseburger from my
truck at the drivethru
Not
concerned with the raw materials, but I do keep a close eye on the
pricea finished meat goods
Meat’s
just a part of our divinely-ordained dominion over this wonerful
world He created jest fer us
Anyways,
dumb animals have neither soul
nor reason and they don’t feel pain, much less emotions
So,
gahead - Truck them factory inputs around jest like theyas lumber,
gas, beer or chinese drywall
After
all, we been enjoyin meat for miyons ayears, we still need it
to survive and we need it cheap
Ya
know, them steers ain’t our kids pet dogs or something and it aint
at all like damn cannibalism
I
say ‘Out of Sight and Out of Mind’ until I get em up and sizzling
on my $1500 backyard barbecue
See,
the thoughts of real men don’t include nethin regardin the dignity
and emotional needsa hawgs
An
I’m sickta death athem elitist lies about sausage, bacon, salami
and hotdogs
rottin out my colun
Were
bein good stewards: after all, we manage their lives from birth decon
to slaugherhouse disposal
Look,
I just gotta have some juicy red meat at least twice a day or
my feminine side starts to emerge
And
how can my boys grow up ta kill or be killed if I feed em that pusy
damn tofu and soft white rice
I
could care if they fatten cows on grain we could eat but they caint
digest and then need more drugs
Intermsa
meat, the Wal*Mart price philosophy does the trick fer us good
traditional working families
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