Unfettered
by faith from review, our decisions are secure on a foundation of
media-created tradition
Unimpaired
by reason, we are fully capable of swallowing any form of urban myth
or country legend
Our
progress remains unimpeded by any of their cooked and
contradictory, whatever recent findings
Likewise,
our kids move forward unscathed by the sinful brainwashing of
a broken education system
We
remain unattracted to that failed eurosocialist nannying - so
long ago proven an abject failure
Assured
that their real agenda never changes, we stand unsullied by
their omnipresent fake news
Unencumbered
by crippling introspection we proceed purposefully upon a safe,
faith-based itinerary
With
thick blinders of belief, we unflinchlingly ignore the
satanism of evil progressive disinformation
Actions
and morals dictated by the good book, our fat & happy lives are
unfazed by any uncertainty
Enlightened
as to the depravity of junk science we thrive, absolutely unblemished
by that fuzzy math
Unaltered
by their vast global media conspiracy we stand firm by our own
unbiased TV social analysts
Unhampered
by doubt as to the righteousness of our cause, we march on with total
clarity of purpose
Protected
by our rhino-like armor of faith, we are unscarred by their
fatally-proud, secular doctrine
Unconstrained
by guilt over past decisions we never need perform amoral and
spineless flipflopping
Untrammeled
by overreaching rationality, we see right through their fantasy facts
and fudged figures
Unrestrained
by responsibility to mere objectivity, we create news to support our
sponsors’ agendas
Unaffected
by bad science, we out politically-spawned research hoaxes with angry
opinion pieces
Unweakened
by going into depth on the issues, we maintain a healthy suspicion of
all those who do
Shouldering
the exceptionist role granted us by our creator, we remain unswayed
by BS UN statistics
Unconvinced
by their amoral logic we commend ourselves to colorful soundbites of
our HD clarifiers
Marinated
in faith beyond any debate, we stand tall, unperturbed by His
mysterious contradictions
Unmotivated
to strain learning new work skills we await the Outsourcers’
promise of good new jobs
Pointedly
unimpressed by lame foreign cultures we loudly emit a just
contempt at their fool customs
We
remain unconfused by ignoring the conflicting and bogus false
choices of that elitist conspiracy
Unanimated
by calls for sustainability, we proudly cleave to our traditional
takeout family values
Adhering
to folkways deployed long ago in the late 20th century, we
stand untroubled by new findings
Our
spirits are unbroken despite their constant flow of
exaggerated tweets, half-truths and total lies
Unawed
by criminal over-complication, we steadfastly cling to the plain and
simple, black and white
Looking
right thru them, we remain unmoved by the less fortunate as we
pass by them every day
Untouched
by shrill calls to some limp green future, we patriotically partially
consume...and discard
Simply
refusing to listen to their fabrications we prosper unscathed
by doubt-producing contradiction
Undiminished
by philosophical progress, we cling tightly to our stale faith and
its hollow traditions
We
stride untraumatized by data overload thanks to our scripted
purveyors of conservative pabulum
Unsatisfied
with mere probabilistic experimental results we rely on self-selected
Word interpreters
Our
great need for armed personal protection remains undeterred by
occasional shooting rampages
Undaunted
by that Great Recession, we know this is still ThE
Greatest Country On The Planet
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