If
some office twit overhears a mumbled curse from your tiny cube,
you’ll be warned of termination
Speaking
the truth to an Officer can earn you a pepper spray or tazing
and a night in the drunk tank
Go
offscript with offshored support and she’ll say theres no need
to get angry sir and hang up on you
Be
quiet as the Precious
Children sleep til
noon and don’t even tell them to keep it down at 2:20 AM
Complain
about the Feds sniffing your tweets or hacking your cell and you’ll
earn special attention
Whine
about removing your shoes, belt and emptying your pockets and you’ll
wear some plastic cuffs
Call
your insurance vampire for info on a problem you don’t even have
and your rates could go up
File
a rape allegation and its up to you to prove you arent just another
cursing, drunken, whoring slut
Ask
the pope for dialog and you’ll get a copy of his edict and be
excommunicated if you don’t obey it
Don’t
bother to apply for those Good
New Jobs if you were ever unemployed or even underemployed
Don’t
think you can get to read that web page unless you first agree to an
unending stream of spam
Don’t
swear you wont pay for no obamacare, yer already paying fer the
moochers with no insurance
Be
sure not to get old or you’ll silently rise to the top of the
layoff list without notice, or recourse
Question
any inane BS and they’ll simply say it’s company policy and they
don’t make the rules...sir
Have
a flat on a ghetto freeway and you’ll be robbed and beaten then
processed by surly, bored cops
They
can shoot your Lab if they think its a pitbull but dont you dare
try telling their kids not to curse
You
better tithe your 25% or the IRS will ruin you as the rich whine but
patriotically pay their full 13%
Don’t
try pushing that damn rabbit food on the fastfood-brainwashed, you
socialist vegan nanny
The
only part of their sloth-induced metabolic syndrome that is
your business is to pay their Dr. bills
Forget
junk objective measures and heed only their vapid tweets Re:ThE
Greatest Country On Earth
Don’t
ever question any military spending or we’ll smear you as a
traitorous, soft-on-defense
coward
Why
bother teachin the kids family values 10 minutes a day when they
baste in media sin 24x7x365?
Don’t
fool with that recicling crap cause god takes care of everything
they’re not paying you to do
Don’t
dare even plan fer the effects of that global warmin
bullshyte, much less even try ta stop it
Don’t
tell these real men to give up their fatass,
loud, gas-gulping trucks for some kinda girly hybrid
You
mustn’t dare whisper a joke about gun control when a single open
mic could alert the NRA
Why
mention anything but jobs, lower taxes and more benes if it could
cost you in the next election?
Don’t
be constrained by the truth - Your supporters ignore their phony
factcheckers anyway
You
cant say jobs arent coming back or that working poverty is their new
and richly-deserved normal
Don’t
deny that our holy GDP is more important than the earthly environment
upon which it’s based
Talk
about good ideas or progress in ferin lands and you’ll be seen as
some kinda unpatriotic wacko
Don’t
talk too quietly or you’ll be ignored as they just shout right over
top of you, without a thought
You
can’t publicly reject their pabulum that all men are created equal
and enjoy equal oppprtunity
Dont
dare to say that our fruitful
overpopulation is positively the roota everona our biggest
problems
Watch
you keep very quiet about anything that might cost good families jobs
and, especially, money
Better
not insist that the gumint likes us being proudly-ignorant cause it
makes us easier to convince
