“Nature
is cruel; Therefore we are also entitled to be cruel” - Adolf
Hitler
At
50 all our workers become eligible for permanent external
transfers and lose all promised benefits
It
shall be established in court and buttressed by statute that
age-related prejudice cannot be proven
Corporate
bankruptcies can routinely renege on all pledges made to retirees –
with no legal backlash
There
is to be no shame associated with selling parents into poverty so
that they can get on Medicaid
It
will not be viewed as prejudicial to vilify the old for their
disproportionate share of medical costs
Politicians
ignore the aged at their own peril - until they’re sure they can
win without their votes
It
is a winning policy to gut social security funding in the guise of a
payroll tax cut to win an election
Unlike
the fats, blacks and gays, comedians may ridicule seniors in any way
and context they see fit
We’ll
just ignore all the crime which odiously targets the aged with slick
and honest-sounding frauds
One
tacit Traditional Family Value™ is that our frayed elders are as
irrelevant as that old 20th century
Nobody
needs ever ask how forced retirees will survive for 35 years without
any savings or benefits
All
shall silently agree that those no longer allowed to contribute labor
have earned a duty to die
Seniors
must wear easily-identifiable, ill-fitting, out of style clothes at
all venues, public and private
The
aged may be herded into expensive, gated communities which even they
wont label as ghettos
Stubborn
old fools who refuse to conform may dine alone on pet food while they
freeze in darkness
The
pre-funeral health industry is hereby granted access to
smilingly drain the savings of our elders
Citizens
may politely ignore their limping, half-blind, zombie-like
demonstrations for social equality
Their
faulty memories are not to be confused with the stressed data
overload of our own blurry lives
Briefly
mumbling at their expensive IC bedsides shall be deemed good enough
to see them off forever
It
is proper to drain their time and money as volunteers once they’ve
been excreted from their jobs
Oldsters
must self-identify by driving too slowly in tiredly-clean cars with
right-wing bumper stickers
They
shall be gathered together and fed donated food while listening to
old music thru hearing aids
They
must accept that costly, boring cruise ship tours really are
the dream vacations of their lives
Over
60s will be prescribed different, brandname drugs by each doctor
without regard to interactions
To
cap their abusive medical expenses, the old must forever pay all the
never-ending cost increases
After
lifetimes funding parent’s social security, their own benefits must
go for schooling illegales kids
They
shall be convinced that daily slow limping and eating sawdust will
yield them long and rich lives
Their
non-profit interest groups may sell them out behind closed doors and
then lie to them about it
The
elderly have no need to understand criminally overly-complex
retirement financial milking scams
The
government may decimate senior savings by artificially holding
interest rates below inflation
TV
may smilingly patronize the old, showing them performing formerly
simple tasks, Almost normally
Doctors
are encouraged to get rich being surrogate friends and family to
lonely and decaying retirees
There
shall be no guilt associated with warehousing parents grown too
burdensome for our busy lives
Geriatrics
will be weaned off the entitlement mentality via forced feedings of
Personal Responsibility
Seniors
must lose their false entitlement regarding benes they were always
told that they had earned
Doctors
and relatives may discuss a flagging elder in the third person, as if
they were not even there
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