Hey!
Caint nobody tell us not ta suck down 42oz. BigGulps all day long…if
that’s what we wanna do
Aint
the gotdam goverments biness if I wanna injoy triple beef bacon
cheeseburgers ever damn day
And
I kin drive my loud, giant, jackedup pickup any way I want
cause I’m the one payin fer her fuel
Ya
see, them are choices I make all on my own - And aint that what our
sacred fureedom’s all about?
They
flat caint make me go ta somedamn spensive health club and do
whatever st00pid exercisin
Aint
nobody got no right ta make em putt the freakin calories all over the
place, way up in my face
eFinARight
right we aint standin fer no assault weapon ban, ammo trackin or
background checks
By
god our kids love hotdogs and it’s about our freedom of choice -
not them washinton regelaters
Its
like that reciclin BS - Why on gods green earth would enybudy do that
if they wasnt brainwashed?
We
caint let the bastards choke off our patriotic coal industry and deny
us our energy independunce
And
them traitorous liberals are all the time tryin to give over our
precious sovernty ta them UN nutz
So
sicka know-it-all women govermint esperts tryin tatell us not to eat
stuff that tastes just great
Look,
the only thing them regelaters ever do is cost us honest, hardworkin
folks lotsa jobs and money
Gotta
stop them teachin that sinful, unproved evilution and bring back
school prayer and bible study
We
jest gotta repeal that unconstetutional obamacare socialist
government healthcare takeover mess
And
we also hafta end alla that wasted ferin aid thats financin our
enemies and bankruptin us
I
gots ever right ta use my SUV as a 3 ton personal air-conditioner or
heater wherever I’m idlin in it
Get
the damn FDA outta my like colun with their fool rants about baloney,
sausage and pepperoni
Pull
that disgustin NPR & PBS crap off the air cause a free people are
sicka payin fer their elitist lies
Closedown
that job-killin EPA, fire alla their burycrats and roll back everona
they overreachin rulins
Hey,
we dinit fight thather Revelooshunerie War ta be takin over by their
revoltin seculer socialism
Aint
spendin nethin on that messa bad science, twisted facts and lies
athat so-called climate change
It’s
high time we stud up ta be counted as aginst them preverted dope
smokers tryinta enslave us all
Won’t
see me all like knotted up in ther confusin details when
there’s a good black or white choice
Wont
let em demotivate our heroic job creaters by takin from them ta waste
on alla them moochers
Damn
straight I deserved ta have my bogus credit card debt written off -
so I could go get some more
We
support tappin all calls, posts and tweets cause honest,
freedom-lovin citizens got nethin ta fear
Aint
never givin up eatin outta fastfood plastic fer that godawful
brocolli or pusish tofu
Not
gonna stand fer them turnin this land into the USSA – United
Socialist States of America, No Sir!
I
say turn the firehoses on them idiots tryin ta WTF? humanize
our efficient family meat production
We
demand access ta all our public lands and we aint talkin about
gotdam lameazz hikin, neither
And
you jest better keep yer greedy, socialistic hands wayaway from my
medicare, by the way
Well,
hell no we aint payin no taxes jest cuz they foreclosed on our
underwater, former ATM, house
Gotta
keep them thievin illegales outta here but you kin bet I aint pickin
no shitty vegetables
Elitists
got it rigged sos only they kin git elected - By promisin more benes
and not ta raise no taxes
We
stand shoulderTashoulder with the 1% ta maintain our
divinely-ordained constitutional freedoms
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